| Job Description : | The agency called dottob is looking for super creative candidates based that specializes in graphic design, illustration, editing videos + images, and designing emails + websites for eCommerce. If this sounds like you, let’s chat! Responsibilities:
Make graphs – love graphs!
Edit photos of dogs for our website.
Argue with me about what shade of yellow is best.
Negotiate with pixels.
Email males & females.
Draw beautifully shaped shapes.
Find out-of-sight websites.
Arrange & re-arrange, and put it all back where it originally was.
Speak UI/UX to me.
Doodle around. Qualifications:
A 4-year degree – jk, we don’t care as long as you knock our chonies off.
A self-starter with a can-do attitude motivated to be the very best at what they do and don’t do.
A couple of art installations at the Louvre – optional but highly recommended.
Adobe Suite – Photoshop, Premiere, Illustrator, After Effects, etc. – OK, THIS IS ACTUALLY REQUIRED.
Heaping amounts of creativity – not anymore and not any less. THE DEETS:
$35,000+.
Health insurance for when you graphic design too hard.
Unlimited vacation time.
Flexible work hours.
Remote.
Dog pix.
Here’s a couple of Suggestions to Get Your Application Noticed:
Surprise me! Do something different.
Attach an interesting JPEG of your favorite fruit and/or vegetable that you took.
You can also attach a JPEG of your dog, it’s the same thing.
A compelling resumé + cover letter will probably do, I guess…
But if you must send me your resumé, don’t use any words – An artistic expression of your resumé is preferred.
P.S. This is a legit job. If you are legit interested in this legit job, send me some fun stuff from whatever job board this is posted on or to creative [at] dottob.com with the subject line “I’M THE BEST GRAPHIC DESIGNER AND HERE’S WHY…” About dottob: dottob is a marketing + creative agency focused on creating thumb-stopping content for paid media platforms. Come work with us! Just be fun, hardworking, and have an affinity for dogs. See below for full-time, part-time or freelance opportunities. Let’s goooo. You might be who we are looking for… |
